I'm Fascinating....Just Read for Yourself!
i got up this morning to the sound of my ultra cool iPod clock radio, you know the kind that you put your iPod in with your favorite song in and it gently comes on and to your favorite song and all and of course my fave is josh groban right now, so anyway I got up and went to the bathroom, just #1 or course and then got my minty fresh toothpaste on my fantastic new oral b turbo brush 3000 and wow was it a party in my mouth and you know its so exciting since i'll be brushing again after my breakfast of capn crunch...today i'm going to have the kind that have crunch berries in them because thats just the sort of exciting person i am which people tell me all the time how i'm so super awesome as a friend, i have 299 after all and they all love me and appreciate my fascinatingness and its just soo much fun to feel the luv from all of them, so anyway I also switched to 2% on my cereal lately but thats taking some getting used to but i'm not getting any younger so i thot it would be a good idea to start watching the ol waste line and it was so incredible since those berries add a real kick to what already is the awesomest cereal on the planet i'm sure you'd agree but then i get to brush again and it was almost too much to ask for but while i was doing my post capn brush i remembered we just got this cool new gas n go store right there next to the stoplight we got last month in town and now we have all 3 grades of petrol or gas as we know it by here in the u.s. but i'm going to be chatting later with my bff in england across the pond ya know so i'm getting ready to talk to him in the language he speaks there but anyway i was thinking that the ol taurus might like something more than the plain jane 87 octane so i might kick it up to the medium level but then i thot what the heck i'm going to give grace, that's my cars name, hi-test and just see how she performs the ol gurl needs a new lease on life and whot better way than some new juice in the tank to do that so thats the plan, but not until i check my morning page views and see how close i'm getting to what i like to call pvs or page view supremacy, and see what luv my bestest friends in the world left for me and then of course so mass hello's to all them and then write my latest blog with all the fascinating details of my life and wait I see someones being mean again...why do they have to spoil things for all us good people out here or can they just let us all get along which reminds me of that time when rodney king asked if we could all just get along and that makes me think of the john lennon song all we are saying is give peace a chance which always makes me feel like crying because that mean john hinkley shot him and had a crush on jodie foster who is by the way one of the great actresses of our time if you saw the movie maverick you would know this for sure but anyway i think peace is a great thing and dont know why more people dont agree but wait what was i saying???
at least its going to be a beautiful day here in south dakota........
And then I awoke from my nightmare...........
NOW, at the risk of saying too much......I'm new around here, and you might think, "Is this really true???" Well, no. I have read blogs in the past, where there is no punctuation, one continuous inane sentence. I thought, "I'll give it a try!" And as usual, I do stupid SO much better than the actual stupid people that write blogs of this nature. "Why" you say? Well, because, as Salvador Dali once put it...."The difference between me and a madman, is that....I AM NOT MAD!"
I AM, as Always
The
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